The best part about this site is that it gives you three templates to choose from. One for the Baptists, one for the Catholics, and one non-denominational.
I chose the Baptist design for my signs for two reasons. One, they are the easiest to rile up. And two, they are the worst of all the fear-mongers. Just check out the real signs on that site and see how many that employ scare tactics belong to Baptist congregations.
I made this one yesterday…it got the most laughs:
Make your own signs or find the best ones on that site and send them to me at drunkrex@yahoo.com I’ll post them here, sluts.
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Paul V. might not know it yet, but he’s going to Hell for reasons entirely unrelated to his Church Sign:
Emily C. is a mulatta with ample breastesses and skin best described as full-bodied coffee, two creams, two sugars. She likes to get honest, full-blooded white people in trouble with her church signs. She titled her creation “Church Signs for Crackers.”
Brian G. decided to mix it up a bit and drop a deuce on the fish-eaters. It’s funny, I’d buy this sign’s concept more if he changed the “Y” to a “V”
According to Brendan P., God farts really loud after a vigorous anal sex romp
Leave it to the Indian kid (Anmol G.) to fuck up a slamdunk pedophile joke with the Queen’s English
Jesus gave Mike S. the…SHAFT!
Jennifer L. is not a nice person
S. Patel sent in like a half-dozen signs and they all missed the stike zone, except for this one. At first I thought he was making fun of ululating Arab women. Then I realized it was the sound of analingus from inside a Confessional. God Bless Onomatopoeia
so this is pretty funny…lol
http://www.blogforcapital.com
Hhahah, kickass post.
Check out some of these other “generator” sites (don’t worry, I’m not a spam bot or anything, haha). The Tombstone generator kicks ass
(Street sign generator) http://www.streetsigngenerator.com/
(Electronic sign generator)
http://atom.smasher.org/pack/
(Tombstone generator) http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/
(Warning label generator) http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
(Drivers license maker) http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/
(Windows Error message generator) http://atom.smasher.org/error/
(Bar-b-q sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/bar-b-q/
(Chinese restaurant sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/
(Office park sign generator) http://atom.smasher.org/office/
(Graffiti generator) http://atom.smasher.org/graffiti/
Yeah, I get bored at work
/first time poster
Although it’s kind of old, some of the stuff you got on there is funny, nevertheless. I wish that was something a real church sign would say, now THAT would be funny.