There are any number of reasons to enjoy Taco Bell’s new Grilled Stuft Burrito ad campaign featuring a busty and sun-dressed Carmen Electra. There is its luscious, creamy, cheesy, meaty goodness. And, of course, the Grilled Stuft Burrito itself.
And then there is the moment six seconds into this clip that should remind anyone familiar with the wonders of internet porn of a popular fetish called a creampie.
For those of you keeping score at home, including The Girlfriend, I had no idea what a creampie was until a friend of mine told me about it. You can ask him if you want. His name is Joe and he lives in Canada. But he doesn’t have a phone, so don’t try to call him.
Go ahead, run for the border…and then watch it ooze back toward you
My question, after watching that clip, is what the fuck is going on inside a Grilled Stuft Burrito that is being filmed for a television commercial that makes melted cheese spurt forth from the bowels of said burrito like a cumshot? Shouldn’t that thing need to be squeezed or turned upside down for something to come oozing out of it? It is supposed to be STUFT after all. It’s not the Grilled Loosely Assembled Burrito. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just old fashioned and used to my fast food items being filled with ingredients that are inanimate.
